I've got a cracklab in my basement
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I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement
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Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set
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Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get
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[Chorus:]
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I've got a cracklab in my basement
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Please don't tell my mommy on me
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I've got a cracklab in my basement
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Every kid needs a hobby
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I'm the only kid on my block with an uzi
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All the other fourth graders are jealous of me
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I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm thirteen
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I'm a perfect example of an American dream
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[Repeat Chorus]
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My parents are dumb they'll never suspect
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And if they do I'll just tell em its a science fair project
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My cub scout troop does the distribution
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And I'm thinking of expanding into prostitution
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[Repeat Chorus]
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[Bridge]
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You mix it up, You cook it down
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You serve it up out on the playground
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Crack Lab
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[Repeat first verse]
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[Repeat chorus]
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[Repeat bridge]
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Crack Lab (In My Basement)
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Quincy Punx |