I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
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And raise big bucks for MDA
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Cuz Jerry raises millions every year
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And we'll equally divide the pay
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I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
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With great big famous Vegas superstars
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And that jerk with three trained oranguatans
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We'll play real fast and smash our guitars
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[Chorus:]
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Slam dancing with Jerry's kids
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And having lots of fun
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Singing swearwords on the air
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Yeah, Jerry's number one
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He'd say we're number one till he heard us play
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Then he'd kick us off the show
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But it's too late, we're here to stay
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And we aren't gonna go
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I wanna do the natural act with Charo
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Tango with old men in pink golf pants
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I wanna play killer thrashing punk
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So even Jerry will slamdance
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I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
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And booze backstage with Ed McMahon
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Your pledges will buy us lots of beer
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So call right now and pledge a hundred grand
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[Repeat Chorus]
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Jerry Lewis
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