Theres a party at my place
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Bring a healthy appetite and a liter or a case.
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We got a barbecue pit out back of the house
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Turning on a spit with an apple in his mouth,
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Is the walkin' slab of bacon that tried shutting us down.
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Now he's basted in beer and turning golden brown
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Pig roast! It's my favorite meal
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Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal
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Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal
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Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.
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We were drinking out in the sun,
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When this boar in blue showed up to try and spoil our fun
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Started out front as a diversion tactic,
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While the rest of the guys went up to the attic,
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Opened up the window and jumped down on his head,
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And they beat him with forty-ouncers till he was dead
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Pig roast! It's my favorite meal
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Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal
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Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal
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Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.
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Officer friendly is now an entree.
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He's been turning on the rotisserie all day.
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Well it looks like the piggy couldn't stand the heat
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Now he's just pork, the other white meat
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Tenderize him with his own night stick,
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And cut him into pork-chops juicy and thick
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Pig roast! It's my favorite meal
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Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal
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Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal
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Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.
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Pig Roast
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Quincy Punx |