did you know i'm still a virgin and i could give a shit,
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i don't feel smaller just because i haven't done it
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actually to tell the truth i was ugly in my youth,
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i never thought i'd ever find a life
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some day i'll get mine, it'll be fine, hope i last a long time
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some day i'll get mine, sweet as wine, i'll be drunk on pussy all the time
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i almost had her one night really late,
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we were drunk and would have fucked if not for fate
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no matter how i tried to use my circumcised,
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it was just too soft to pass through the gate
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well love's the slowest method i know for getting laid,
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but there are no other options that remain
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these words were true when written back in '92,
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but since then many a sheet has been stained
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Cum All Ye Faithful
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The Overprivileged |