He´s a virgin from behind
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He´s not as curious as me
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He never even stuck a finger up his butt
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Just to see how it would feel
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But now he´s trying
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To broaden his horizons
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Once you get to know the feeling
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You get so hot you could spray the ceiling
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He´s into classical music and classical tastes
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He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist
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If ancient composers get him off
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Then just call me Rachbottomoff
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Rock, rock, rock, Rachbottomoff
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I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off
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Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
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Rachbottomoff
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He was having second thoughts
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He was scared that it would hurt
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So he practiced with a dildo
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To see how that would work
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At first he was unsure
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And then the breakthrough occurred
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He felt freed and empowered
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Now he´s ready to be deflowered
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Rachbottomoff
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Pansy Division |