Paris For President!
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At the palms chilling with the martini
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Paris For President!
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Your commander in bikini
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When they tell you bout my policies
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To stop the player hating on the USA
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nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today
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You can light in the motorcade in my hyper pink Escalade
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Paris For President!
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Not another oldie cliche
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Paris For President!
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You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay
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If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig
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Make sure that shit it matches your skin tone
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You can trust me with my finger on the button (nucular)
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is a vocabulary don't
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Trading in the cabinet for a walk in closet
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Hey! (Hey!)
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Paris For President!
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America should put me in charge
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Paris For President!
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Look at Bush it can't be that hard
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Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
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But when his kicked his bucket
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I'll put him the courts to clean,
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Then I'll paint the white house pink and move to Maui
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Paris For President!
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A proponent of clean energy
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Paris For President!
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The real maverick in DC
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Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot
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I'll make a department called the fashion police,
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Boost the economy with all of the new jobs
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Make over lady liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein
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Hey!
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Paris For President!
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Get your cute little butt out there and vote,
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Paris For President!
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To spend some beauty tips and hope
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Paris For President...
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Hey!
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Paris For President...
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Hey!
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Paris For President
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Paris Hilton |