[breathing heavy and moaning]
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Ohhhhhhhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Yo, Obie never gets upset when a bitch say no
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I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo'
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I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio
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And be happy that I'm not around them jail people
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Fuck money, pussy is the root of evil
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Cause a bitch'll drop they drawers and still deceive you
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Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how
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Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch
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When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!
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Let's take this nigga down"
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That's why I jacks my dick off
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I jacks my dick off
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[Chorus]
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I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
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I jacks my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
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Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
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I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
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When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall
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Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina Dickinballs
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And it's like she in the same room with me
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Cause imagination is a motherfucker tipsy
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Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand
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Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan
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Janet Jacme wanted to do just that
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'til she copped a attitude when I was like "Where the fuck is your glove at?"
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Fuck that! Ain't no chokin my neck, if you not protected
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You know hands carry infections
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I jacks my dick off
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Yo, yo, I jacks my dick off
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[Chorus]
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Off off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
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I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
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I jacks my dick off (come correct)
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I jacks my dick off (and maybe we can have a little sex)
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I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
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I beat my meat on the regular base
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I get tired of havin these stupid rats in my face
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Tellin me wait or, "It's not time, plus I'm on the menustration"
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All of this is aggravate
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Where's Ms. Masturbation? By my side
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I don't worry about her givin me AIDS to make me lose my fuckin mind
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Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area
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Scrotum, put on some of that old mascara
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and jack my dick off
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Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my dick off
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Yo! I jacks my dick off
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Jacks my dick off and off
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[Chorus]
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Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
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I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
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Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
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I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
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Aiyyo, ay you can call a nigga sick, or basically perverted
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It really don't matter, cause Obie still do it
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It's called abstinence
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Absolutely sure that I'm absent from sex unless you show non-reactiveness
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Pass the DNA to your doc
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And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark
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Until then I'll bust nuts on porn class
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Let me know when you're ready to take the test on your freaky pass
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I'll be jackin my dick off
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Ha, jackin my dick off
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Aiyyo yo, I jacks my dick off
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Jacks my dick off and off
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[Chorus]
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Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
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I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
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Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
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I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
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Yo, I say I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
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I'll be jackin my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
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Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct)
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[Outro]
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What? I'll jacks my shit off!
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What the fuck?
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Watch, heh
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Jack My Dick
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