Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain
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Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums
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Yeah, drop the drums
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(I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo
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(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you
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(Cause your shit can't breath...)
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(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas
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It's hard to use a Trojan
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(Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can't breathe
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It's all closed in
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(Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on
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(Everybody wants, everybody loves)
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Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain
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Sex is something that everybody needs
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Everybody wants, everybody loves
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(repeat 2X) - If you want it baby
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if you want it babe
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better use a Trojan!
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Verse One:
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I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan
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Cause your shit can't breathe, it feels all closed in
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You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw
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But why i wanna hurt myself for?
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I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe
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Said peace to this girl, girl said hello
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Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go
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Is thirty-two degrees, below zero
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So I started to rain on this young bitch brain
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Causin her a great relief of physical pain
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She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.
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No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap."
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I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt
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Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut
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Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child
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Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild
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On welfare, but she don't care
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She says, "FTF is always there."
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FTF means face-to-face
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Main, headquarters of your local place
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Where, you collect your monthly pay
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To support bad habits youse abuse everyday
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There hasnever been a girl in my entire life
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My girl, my next, ex or my wife
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And never been one who tried to disrespect
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I'm speakin bout the member of the opposite sex!
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There's somethin that I gotta let out
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But I don't want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth
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Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft
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But all I wanted to do, is knock her boots off
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Just from obtaining the common sense
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You can tell that the girl seemin rather quite dense
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Other than dense she played slightly bold
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But from the statement I made she could not uphold herself
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She broke down, and she started to cry she said
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"Oh! I don't believe this guy!"
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What what you gonna do?
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May I diss her? Yes you may
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That girl's a slut, with a hole in her butt
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Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little mutt
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Came to my house smellin like trout
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I said, "Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!"
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She did my dick, I mean she bit bad vicious
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Dirt Megirt, deep dark and delicious
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She's a doo-doo BUH
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Alcoholic NUH
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and her ass is tighter
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than a pair of vice GRIPS
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Speaking of a TUH
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I won't kiss, because they don't give milk
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Them shit, kick, see uh
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Let me tell you about the rash from the neck
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it's enough to put the ring around the collar in check
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She's nothin but a BUH
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otherknown as a WUH
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with an irritating ITCH
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from trying to SWITCH
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Strung out ass, foggin up glass
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Tell all the NUH that the pussy first class
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Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash
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But she had to play the corner just to make that cash
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Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash
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Then rubbed it with that a pimp had slashed
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Tryied to get saved at the Tabernacle Prayer
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But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear
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I will change a style, always I will fix
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But you can not teach an old bag...
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Outro:
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Yo I ain't got to say no more Son
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Yo word to God man
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Only thing I'm saying man, is use a Trojan
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KnowhatI'Msayin? Fore real man
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Cause it's on man
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YouknowhatI'msayin? I had to learn that...
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Don't U Know Part II (short version)
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| Ol' Dirty Bastard |
