When you turn around baby,
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I'll be watching you,
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I can see through you,
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maybe then you'll see,
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that I ain't playing.
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I'm to be taken seriously.
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you know what I'm saying?.
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and so the story goes.
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one night when I was shaking,
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and I definately wasn't faking,
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I was lost in a trance,
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doing my own dance,
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my girls on my side,
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were concentrating on the music playing,
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and the speakers vibrating,
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I shut my eyes, and the next thing I knew,
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all I could smell was leather and brute,
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imposing on my groove, standing on my side,
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and licking your lips, and rocking your thighs,
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I wanted to die laughing, at your serious,
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I've come to save you expression,
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but I held my breath and said who are you?
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Baby, my name is Drew,
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I'm gonna make you my bitch,
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maximum tender,
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feminine gender,
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come on baby it's time to surrender,
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I'm Drew,
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(So what you gonna go)
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I just want to get into you,
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hey bitch don't be so uptight,
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we can make a date through tonight,
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and then before hell breaks loose,
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I'll just turn up the juice.
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I say:
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Hey all you people my name is mr smalls,
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and some of the girls are saying I am the one with the greatest heart,
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no matter where I go (gimme a break) no matter who i show
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and I'm mr smalls
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(Is that right, wait now),
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I stomped this joint from top to toe,
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I found nothing but half pint two bit guys,
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acting out the parts, who might have been charming,
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some are in a movie being batman and robin,
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it's not the way you look, cause you ain't half bad,
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it's the way you act that makes me sad,
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you know you think you're finger licking and that's the problem,
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looking rightin the mirror ain't gonna solve it,
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thats something special deep inside,
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called heart and soul might give you style,
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all that time you sent looking at yourself,
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you're so transparent,
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it makes me sick
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Baby you said I'm vain,
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but i've got so much to gain,
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for instance if i had you,
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here's what i would do,
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dine you by candlelight,
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hold you baby all through the night,
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and the love that i give to you
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will be cooking like your mama's stew
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I say:
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Hey all you people,
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(sorry?)
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my name is mr. smalls
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(I didn't hear that!)
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and some of the girls are saying
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I am the one with the greatest heart
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(the greatest what?)
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everywhere I go, no matter who show,
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(don't try me)
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I'm mr. smalls
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Give me some more
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I ain't impressed,
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I ain't getting undressed just yet,
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I'm saving my personal stash,
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for a male who can handle me with care,
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I don't beat around the bush,
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cruise a little, wicked and slow,
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I can't take none of that degenerate stuff,
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a little discretion can melt me like butter,
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and I'll give you sweet love,
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'til you cry to your mother,
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we can wear out the backbone in my couch,
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you care where i am, what I'm about,
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I'm not about to change, more or less,
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I know what's morally right for me,
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there are certain conditions you see
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Hey all you people,
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my name is mr. smalls,
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and some of the girls are saying I'm the one with the greatest heart,
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everywhere i go,
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no matter who I show,
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and I'm mr. smalls
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Hey all you people,
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my name is mr. smalls,
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and some of the girls are saying I'm the one with the greatest heart,
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everywhere i go,
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no matter who I show,
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and I'm mr. smalls
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(I've heard everything this is tops)
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Hey Drew why is it you got to treat ladies like they were hanging off a meat hook, that's you problem man?
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My problem, my problem is you got an attitude!
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Yeah and you know what you leave us with...
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what?
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...feminine itch
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Ah that's cool! I can dig that, you're a bitch baby!
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I ain't gonna be your bitch!
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You what???
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I'm finished with you drew!
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Ah come on baby...
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Forget it you're tired!
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If you want to call your mama you can use my car phone!
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Yeah, your car phone, I'll phone Australia... I'll phone Panama... I'm the phone way down in Mississippi
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That's cool, I'll pay the rent! Next week now baby, we can do this like, Brutis...
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I'm going on my own, see you later honey, |