When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
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But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
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I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
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But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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Can't change the way I am
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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Don't want to shake my hand
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That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
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You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
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Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
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Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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I've got sweaty palms
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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It just goes on and on
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On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
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You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
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But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
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Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
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When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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That's just the way I am
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A pervert, a pervert
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Don't want to shake my hand
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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I've got sweaty palms
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A pervert, a pervert
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It just goes on and on
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On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
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Pervert
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Nerf Herder |