with a pocket full of candy
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and a bookcase full of porn
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you buy stacks and stack of Hustlers
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bags and bags of candy corn
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when i see you at the beach
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you've be looking in the sand
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wearing shades and baggy pants
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with a camera in your hand
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you're a pervert a pervert
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you think you're a ladies man
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you're a pervert a pervert
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don't wanna shake your hand
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the junior high school car wash
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you're always first in line
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hey those teenage cheerleaders sure look fine
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huh huh mmhum huh hum hum hum
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you're a pervert a pervert
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moustache and sweaty palms
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you're a pervert a pervert
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it just goes on and on
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it just goes on and on
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on and on
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you could meet a girl
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and that girl could be your wife
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and you can have a family
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and lead a normal
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you could live like the rest
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by the golden rule
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but you would rather play with yourself out behind the grammar school!
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you're a pervert a pervert
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you think you're a ladies man
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you're a pervert a pervert
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don't wanna shake your hand
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you're a pervert a pervert
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moustache and sweaty palms
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you're a pervert a pervert
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it just goes on and on
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Pervert (demo)
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Nerf Herder |