Ladies and Gentlemen, holograms and clones, neuters and quadrupeds. We have an amazing line-up for you here tonight, sure to make your head or heads spin.
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Straight from backwaters of Agamar , I give you: The Younglings with their new song “Nerf Herder”
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From Coruscant to the outer rim
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Don’t wanna be a nerf herder
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From Tatooine to the cloud city
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Don’t wanna be a nerf herder
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Straight offa Agamar, we roll
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Straight Jedi in my soul
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Gonna fly off to Coruscant
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Gonna leave my house, my uncle, my aunt.
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It’s a Jedi’s life for me
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Slashin, blastin, fightin - see
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But be wary of the dark side
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If it tempts you, don’t run and hide!
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Out come the sabers, off comes the hand
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It’s imperative you understand
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Ascetic Lifestyle, matters not
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In this frippin’ robe my ass looks hot
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CHORUS
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Nerf Herder!
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I don’t wanna be no…
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Nerf Herder!
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Won’t let my anger grow
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Nerf Herder!
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I’ll be a Jedi, yo
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Nerf Herder!
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I’ll sew my own robes, yo
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Nerf Herder!
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Kriff off, lurdo
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Nerf Herder!
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Jedi Council, hello!
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Either do it or don’t. There is no try.
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That’s why that’s my battle cry
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Cuz I don’t wanna be no scruffy nerf herder
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Chop off my hand, I’ll hang off the girder
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Midi-chlorians , I’ve got a few
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Got picked by a master , woohoo
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And after that, when my training’s done
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A Jedi knight, I will become
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Looking forward to the trials
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Once they’re over walk down the aisles
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Not one, not two, not three but four
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Skill, flesh, courage, spirit… no more!
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and the Jedi Code , we’re sure to keep.
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No hummer, no benz, no bimmer, no jeep.
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We’ll have podracers, or maybe a speeder
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Now who’s a scruffy nerf herder?
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The Younglings
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