How do I get through to a girl like you
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Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall
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Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
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I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
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You won't check me out
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'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack
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I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
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'Cause I'm lamer than lame
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Uncool in every single way
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But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
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Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
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How can even make you understand
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When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no
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Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
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I was in back with the retarded kids
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Tried to say hello at the high school dance
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Then I wet my pants
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I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
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'Cause I'm lamer than lame
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Uncool in every single way
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But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
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Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
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We could be happy
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I could be the one you're looking for
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I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games
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No need to explain why you didn't know my name
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'Cause I'm lamer than lame
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Uncool in every single way
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But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
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Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
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Lamer
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Lamer
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Lamer Than Lame
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Nerf Herder |