I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig
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'Til they shortened up my nose
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and they made me wear a wig
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I'm afraid the things on piggy farm
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will never be the same
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Since they picked me for this job
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and they stuck me with a name
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It's a name, it's name,
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who ever heard of a pig with a name like
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Meridian Leeward - that's my name
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I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
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I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
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I hang around with people
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and they don't suspect a thing
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You look like a person but you know you're a pig
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I'm not afraid of dying
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from some mad man's gun or knife
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When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
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I'm not a piggy anymore and I don't share that dread
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The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred
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I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?
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I think I'd rather be a cop
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I think that's what I'd like to be
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I'd show you people a thing or two
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If a man in blue starts beating on you
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Look out 'cause it might be me
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You look like a cop but you know you're a pig
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Meridian Leeward
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Nazz |