Couldn't find a girl
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Couldn't start a fight
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Wound up at the drive-in
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On a Saturday night
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Not enough money for the boys to get drunk
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Had to flip a coin
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To see who'd hide in the trunk
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Spend all week listening to the teacher
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Wind up at a sex romp double feature
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Don't seem fair, don't seem right
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Stuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night
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Well me and the boys gonna try our hand
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Picking up girls at the concession stand
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Hey there pretty baby, by the popcorn stand
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You're prettier than the actress on the 50 foot screen
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Me and the boys traveled far
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Some "OFF" and blankets back at the car
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Your mommy ain't here
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So it's all right
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Stuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night!
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Well me and the boys done all right so far
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Some cuties and french fries back at the car
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The lights went off and the movie came on
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It was "The Naked Nurses that Ate Saigon"
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Sherri called it dirty
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Mary called it porn
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But when it broke in the middle,
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They honked the horn
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During intermission, we turned it down low,
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And danced on the hood to the radio
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Second feature started
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We were long gone
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Took 'em home, said, "good-night
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Meet you at the drive-in next Saturday night"
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Drive-In
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Nine Pound Hammer |