If you don't golf that's okay
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You can be a tiger anyway
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Lie through your teeth when things get tough
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Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
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Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
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Get real rich and you will find
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All the hot chicks will want to grind
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
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Grip that shaft like you know you should
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Get a platinum card, it will be all good
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The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
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Remember this when you're having fun
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Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
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If the word gets out don't be afraid
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When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
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Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
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Don't think about those three foot putts
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And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
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Text messages are never good
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Nail the girl at the driving range
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Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
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Have your best friend book all your flights
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Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
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Get a call girl and maybe just chill
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Be willing to part with a 100 mil
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Bang a new pornstar every day
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Tell your sponsors it will be okay
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Surprise them all with an invitation
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To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
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Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
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Tell your wife how it's gonna be
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Your driver is community property
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
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Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
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Become the king of your neighborhood
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Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
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Just like Tiger Woods! oh yeah yeah
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Just Like Tiger Woods
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