I saw her drinkin' beer,
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Eatin' peanuts by the bar,
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I was pretty desperate,
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And I knew she had a car,
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She said her name was Debbie,
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She was a friend of Jenny Craig's,
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She had boobs like watermelons,
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And breath like rotten eggs.
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I know you're hungry, I could see it in your eyes
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Cuz you're looking at me like I'm a side of fries
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I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
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And squirt my baby gravy all over your face (yeah)
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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Fat Girl, she's everything I wanted and more,
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Fat Girl, she can't fit through the door,
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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I wanna prove to you that my feelings are for real,
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So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals,
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I want a chunk of that body if only you'll let me in,
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I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double chin (yeah)
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows
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Fat Girl, is rodding my chalk again,
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Fat Girl, is snacking on my cock again
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(Ouch, don't bite! )
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(~solo~)
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Friends keep tellin' me, I must be goin' blind,
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You got cottage cheese all over your behind (yeah),
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Even though some people point and laugh at us,
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You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus.
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Fat Girl, I can't believe you're eating again,
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Fat Girl, Where does your neck begin?
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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Fat Girl, Put my hotdog into your bun,
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Fat Girl, You really, really tons of fun,
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
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Thar She blows (yeah)
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My fat, fat girl,
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Come here baby, where you goin'?
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Yeah, you're a cow!
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C'mere here baby, hey I love you,
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I can't live without you,
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I can't live without you,
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C'mere, hey, (whistle) hey,
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(Animal sounds)
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It's like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl
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Fat Girl
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Steel Panther |