Lorelei
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Lorelei had lazy eyes
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Straight ahead she would stare
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And still see shit over there with her lazy eyes
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Anabel
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Anabel had an odd odd odd smell
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Cigarettes and gin
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With some ball sweat mixed in
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Such an odd odd smell
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Dona Ruth
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Dona Ruth had a snaggletooth
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Her smile would win her no fans
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But she could open some cans
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With her snaggletooth
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Marie Claire
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Marie Claire had long long red hair
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Soft and silky I swear
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But her asshole is wear
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She had long red hair
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Oh these ladies were lovely
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So I don't now why
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I sent them all packing
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Yeah I let them all fly
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Oh I should be cool
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Give them another try
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Except for the one with the lazy eyes
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Can't get past that one
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Rosario
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Rosario was from Mexico
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There's nothing wrong with that
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But her ankles where fat
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So she had to go
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Nothing wrong with that
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But her ankles were fat
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So she had to go
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Lorelei
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Stephen Lynch |