[Narration]
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"Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just
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couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest
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guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of a
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dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only way
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they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2... "
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Make a choice - will it be
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A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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Or a guy like me?
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I would comfort you when you're sad
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Well, I would just leave you crying
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I would protect you if a lion attacked you
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Not trying to fuck with no lion
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I would fight a man for your honor
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I don't know no kung fu
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I'd carry you across a muddy field
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Bitch, these Jordans are new
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Make a choice - will it be
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A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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Or a guy like me?
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I would read you romantic poetry
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I'll leave that shit on the shelf
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My love making would be sweet and tender
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This thing ain't sucking itself, no
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I would take you to the finest restaurants
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Here's an old Baby Ruth
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I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
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And I would tell you the truth
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Make a choice - will it be
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A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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Or a guy like me?
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But ba-by, baby
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The choice is up to you
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So pick me quickly
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'Cause I've got shit to do
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It's true dear, I do dear
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I want you to be mine
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But let's be clear here
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I'm still not fighting no lion...
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[Narration]:
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"Let's see what happens next...
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Every day I'd say how much I love you
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... I would not
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I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers
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I'd spend your money on pot, yeah
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We would stay up all night just talking
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I'd fall asleep when I came
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I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
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I don't remember your name!
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Make a choice - will it be
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A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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Or a guy like me?
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Make a choice - will it be
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A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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Or a guy like me?
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[Narration]:
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"See? I told you he was kind of a dick."
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Lion
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Stephen Lynch |