It's out of my hands and all I can do is wait
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It's the not knowing that has put me in this state
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The minutes feel like hours the tension is too great
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I've done my part so now it's in the hands of fate
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Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
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I shouldn't have fucked that prositute without a profylactic
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Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
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Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack
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And now I wait
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My nerves they have been frayed my pants they have been shat
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I know the nurse will say it's time to have a chat
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At least I never worry about getting fat
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I should think positive, no wait I didn't say that
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Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
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I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac
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Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
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I just had to taste that sweet forbidden necter from his sack
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And now I wait
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Is it over will my jersey be retired?
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Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
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Did I make a differnce was my life inspired?
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Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired?
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Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
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Eating asshole shouldn't be an aphrodisiac
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Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
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If I'm clean I swear to God I'll stop shooting smack
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Probably
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Boys and girls don't be naive
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Take it from your Uncle Steve
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AIDS cares not whom it affects
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Caught from unprotected sex
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Sharing needles blood or spit
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Or piss or semen even shit
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From handshakes sneezes toilet seats
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From monkey bites and uncooked meats
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From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair
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From certain children in daycare
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Drinking water breathing air
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I tell you AIDS is everywhere
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Oh God I can't take anymore
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I think I'll run right out that door
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But wait the nurse comes straight away
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Tell me what does my test say
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I'm okay
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I'm okay
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It's just chlamydia
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Waiting
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Stephen Lynch |