I came down to the breakfast table
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Felt like I could cry
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I tried so hard but wasn't able
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To Look you in the eye
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For I am feeling so ashamed
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Yes I have brought disgrace
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I can tell i've soiled my good name, by the look upon your face
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Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
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No use denyin' it well i was really crankin it
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it wasn't my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
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if you could just forgive me
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and talk to me dad
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talk to me dad.
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No I didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door
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with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
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now burnt into your brain is an image you depise
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like blood and guts and starvin' kids and stevie wonders eyes
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well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
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no use denyin' it i was really crankin it
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well dry your eyes and dont be so sad
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but i wouldnt use those tissues theyve already been had
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talk to me dad
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Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
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So I said, could you close the door i really wanna finish
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now the daddy im ashamed and id completley understand if you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
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Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
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no use denyin' it well i was really crankin it
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well please calm down and dont get mad
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now just because it was your bed its not that bad
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its not that bad
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not that bad
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talk to me dad
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Woo
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when I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
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But you cannot tell me dad you have never had a whack at the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
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well it seems last night, you caught me spankin it
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no use denyin it was really crankin it
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Now dry your eyes and don't be sad, but i wouldnt use those tissues they've already been just because it was your bed its not that Rascals in (some place) tomarrow night and ocean township on friday oh yeaah
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Random Crap.
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You Caught Me Spankin It
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Stephen Lynch |