She ? got my number and she ? chasing me so far
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Me ? out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas
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Mixed-up and bleeding, I¡¯s high on believing
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It¡¯s all surreal
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Slip on a T-shirt, me ? gotta look so cool
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Me Biba braces are making me so cruel
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She ? Dinosaur and Me ? her He-Whore
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Sleep Muriel
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Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
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And her golden top made of satin
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See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
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This is Muriel the actor who¡¯s rapping, ping, ping
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She dressed to kill and Me ? looking so jolly
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I know she will ¡¯cos she¡¯s a lady of folly
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She¡¯s seventeen, oh ! You know what I mean
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She¡¯s a circus girl
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Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
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For anything, oh ! She¡¯ll bust her elastic
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She ? so inviting, me ? giving up fighting
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I¡¯m all in a whirl
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Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
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And her golden top made of satin
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See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
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This is Muriel the actor who¡¯s rapping, ping, ping
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A superman in a comical moment
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Jump through the fan, you¡¯re the inhuman showman
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Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more
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So gullible !!!!
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Me ? took ma band on the road for a lift up
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She took my hand and she said "never give up"
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Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yer
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So subtle¡¦..
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Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
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And her golden top made of satin
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See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
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This is Muriel the actor who¡¯s rapping, ping, ping
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MURIEL THE ACTOR
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