Well he had insisted
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On paying for the meal but
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His jaw dropped when he saw
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The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
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And suddenly he is
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He is just about at vague as you can get
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Without being actually invisible
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I have to keep this body going
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He must
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Have thought
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Well he had insisted
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On paying for the meal but
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His jaw dropped when he saw
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The bill, the bill
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But if
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Someone
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Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack
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On the head
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With his enormous wooden
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Brown wooden spoon
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Where do you think
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Where do you think
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He's going with her
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Handbag? handbag
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Well he had insisted
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On paying for the meal but
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His jaw dropped when he saw
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The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
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And suddenly he is
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He is just about at vague as you can get
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Without being actually invisible
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I have to keep this body going
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He must
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Have thought
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Chris the birthday boy
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Solex |