We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
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And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..
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But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
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Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..
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Mr Hanky, The Christmas Poo
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Small and Brown, he comes from you
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Sit on the toilet, here he comes
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Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns!
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A present from down below
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Spreading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
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He's seen the love inside of you
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Cos he's a piece of poo!
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Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
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He can be brown, or greenish-brown
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But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
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He might come to your town..
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
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He loves me, I love you
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Therefore vicariously, he loves you
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'I can make a Mr Hanky too'!
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Mr Hanky: 'HOWDY HO!'
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I'm Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo..
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Seasons greetings to all of you..
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Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
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Now, before I melt away..
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Here's a game I like to play..
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Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
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'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
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Christmas time has come!'
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Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
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Sometimes he practically water..
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Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
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And wont fall in the toilet, cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
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And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
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And try to get it to drop in the toilet
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And finally it does..
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Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
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Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
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Flush him down, but he's never gone,
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His smell and his spirit lingers on.
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Howdy ho!
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s...
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