(Chef)
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A prostitute is someone who will love you
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No matter who you are or what you look like
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Yes, it's true children!
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But that's not why you pay a prostitute
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No you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards
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That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!
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(James Taylor)
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A prostitute is like any other woman
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They all trade something for sex, and they do it well
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(Chef)
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And that's why I say,
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(Chef & James Taylor)
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Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They-
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(Chef, spoken)
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Awwww... James Taylor, what the hell you doin' here? Singin' about prostitutes to the children! Get outta here!
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The Prostitute Song
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