Why don't you swallow a handful of someone else's pills?
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It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills
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Take the little red capsules . . . that relieve your tension
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Take the little white tablets . . . that prevent conception
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Take the little black beauties . . . sure to make you thin
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And wash 'em all down with a bottle of gin!
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Cross my heart and hope to die
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I'll lay pennies on your eyes
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Tag your toe for all to see
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DOA, RSVP
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There ain't no two ways about it
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There ain't no two ways about it
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There ain't no two ways about it
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You're gonna die!
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And when you swallow a handful of someone else's pills
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Just remember everybody who told you suicide kills
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But you took a little more valium . . . you took a little more speed
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You took a little more Darvon . . . but you never took heed
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You took a little getting used to . . . with everything you were on
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And now I'm getting used to the fact that you're gone!
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Cross your arms and lay to rest
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I'll lay lillies on your chest
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Shake my head at your disgrace
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While they throw dirt on your face
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There ain't no two ways about it
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There ain't no two ways about it
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There ain't no two ways about it
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You're gonna die!
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There ain't no two ways about it
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No two ways about it
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No two ways about it
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You're gonna die!
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Someone Else's Pills
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