Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood
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And self-gratification never felt so good
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You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love
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Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove
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I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance
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Get out on the floor and get out of your pants
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I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
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But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
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You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
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Doing the pubic beat
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You gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelf
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And when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourself
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All the uptight people will be heading for the door
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But won't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
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You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
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Doing the pubic beat
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I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
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But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
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And all the uptight people will be heading for the door
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Why don't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
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You're gonna look so sweet, so indiscreet
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With your hands on your meat, turning red as a beet
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You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
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Doing the pubic beat
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Pubic Beat
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