Don't play football
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We play Fenders
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We chop fish in kitchen blenders
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We're a disgrace to our gender
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We're the men!
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Always together night and day
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It makes our girlfriends think we're gay
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But who needs women when you've got friends?
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We're the men!
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The men will never let me down
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The men will always be around
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The men won't argue, scratch, or fight
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The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"!
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On Friday night we'll all jump in a car
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And blow all our money at a go-go bar
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Sober up for a week to do it over again because
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We're the men!
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We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten
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We're as immature as we've ever been
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Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because
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We're the men!
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We'll get together
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Drink together
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Sweat together
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Stink together
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Laugh together
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Cry together
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Live together
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And die together!
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We're the men
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The Men
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