People are telling me
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That I'm missing out on the fun
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'Cause I don't go anywhere
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And I don't meet anyone
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But I know how rumors fly
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When you're a lonely guy
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And I'm here to tell you it's a lie
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There's strange things going on
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At night most everywhere
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You know those places well
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And you've never seen me there
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I walk by other men
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And I don't notice them
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But then those rumors start again
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So I'm gonna tell the world
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I don't wanna be a homosexual
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I'm gonna find a girl
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'Cause I don't wanna be a homosexual
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I guess that it's okay
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If other guys are gay
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But my hormones are one-directional
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And I don't wanna be a homosexual
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Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk
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Is it the way I look; is it the way I walk?
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Is it the clothes I wear
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That make the people stare?
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Is it the way I comb my hair?
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I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
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When I can make them understand that I'm not gay
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But till that day is here
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I guess I'll live in fear
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And I curse the day I pierced my ear
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There's nothing wrong with me
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I don't wanna be a homosexual
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Know what I want to be
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And I don't wanna be a homosexual
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Soft boys and closet queens
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Think Judy Garland's keen
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But I don't think she's nothing special
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And I don't wanna be a homosexual
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So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right
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I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night
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I went to see the shrink
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What did the doctor think?
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I swear to God I saw him wink
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I pray that I am wrong
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I don't wanna be a homosexual
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Why did I write this song
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If I don't wanna be a homosexual?
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I hope it's not too late
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For them to set me straight
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I'm gonna see a real professional
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'Cause I don't wanna be a homosexual
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No
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No, no, no, no
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No, no, no, no, no
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No, no, no, no, no, no
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I don't wanna be a homosexual . . .
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I don't wanna go with guys named Seamus
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I don't wanna be rich and famous
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I don't wanna go to a French art festival
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I don't wannt be a homosexual
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I guess that it's okay
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If other guys are gay
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I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual
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