She's got the personality of Darth Vader
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And the mentality of a sixth grader
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I better get her now, while I still hate her
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The way I hated you
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While she still just a hole to crawl into
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And I've still got my pride
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But if I had a woman
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If I had a woman that I could abuse
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If I had a woman that I could cruel to
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Wish I had a woman that I could refuse
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And then I guess that I'd be satisfied
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Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?
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And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg?
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I better get her now before I have to beg
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The way I did before
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While I'll still take any port in a storm
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And I've still got my pride
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But if I had a woman
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If I had a woman that I could annoy
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If I had a woman to take all the lashes
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I wish I had a woman that I could destroy
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'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied
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Oh God, somebody send me a woman
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'Cause I need a woman that I can despise
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I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb
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I need a woman to listen to lies
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And then I guess that I'll be satisfied
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Satisfied
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Then I guess that I'll be satisfied
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If I Had A Woman
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