Hauk, who goes yonder?
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It is I, sire, Richard of Nottingham
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Well, speak up man, what is it?
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News from the east, sire, Rick the Ruler has returned!
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Gather 'round party go'ers as if your still livin
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And get on down to the old Slick rhythm
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Now this one here is called the Ruler my dear
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Its a mere party booster that will set things clear
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Its a hundred percent proof from champions of truth
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And if you feel you need spirit I'll bring back your youth
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Relax your mind, and folks unwind
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And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find
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And off we go, let the trumpets blow
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Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
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The Ruler's back
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Now in these times, at least to me
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There's a lot of people out here tryin' to sound like Ricky D
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Not tryin' to cause trouble cause its really a small thing
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But they're bitin what I'm writin
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God it's great being the king
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Some sound allright, but then they act illy
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Try conquering my crown and that's really very silly
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Now I'm not the type that gets upset
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Try to disrespect folks just to earn respect
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But learn this fact, whether white or black
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I can't be conquered in my style of rap
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For jealousy and envy are dumb ones tools
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So Ricky says nothing, he keeps his cool
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Revenge is not a mission that the Ruler's on
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Just forgiveness required for the wrong that's done
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So off we go, let the trumpets blow
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And hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
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The Ruler's back
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Now one day when I was chillin' at this outside jam
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I seen folks havin' a ball and plus clappin' their hands
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To beats of records that conquer the streets
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Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats
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Girls was chillin', boys rule as usual
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The slacks, the golds, the rings, I hope I'm not confusin y'all
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But everyone in the house looks smashin'
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Fresh clothes on their butts and nothing out of fashion
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And just when you thought nothing couldn't get better
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A news flash concealed in a bright yellow letter
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A kid ran up to the mike and said "Alert, hear this,"
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Cleared his cloggy throat and then began to persist
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He said "Hallelujah, kids hear this
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the Ruler's back and he's here to assist"
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So off we go, let the trumpets blow
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And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro
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The Ruler's back
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Slick Rick-The Ruler
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Slick Rick |