You know, The Rock's gonna tell you a little story.
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You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway.
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It's tough to be the Rock!
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Oh no, no, shut your mouth! No, no, it really is.
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Even though The Rock is...
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The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of show biz!
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You see, when the Rock gets too much...
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too much of the fame and all the bright lights...
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He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight!
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DING!
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Slick Rick: Welcome to Rick's Bakery, can I help...
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wait a minute... Aren't you the famous Rock?
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The Rock: Yeah, The rock, the people's champ in the house.
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What's happening, Slick?
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Slick Rick: Hey, how're you doing, guy?
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Look, you gotta take a picture with me before you leave, guy.
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The Rock: Whoa, whoa, The Rock doesn't want to take pictures,
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The Rock just wants a piece of pie.
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You got any of that in this bakery?
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Slick Rick: Oh, I got every pie you can think of.
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I've of strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie...
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The Rock: Blueberry? What? Oh, no, no, whoa, whoa,
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actually, Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have.
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Let The Rock tell you a little story about pie...
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Driving down South, though quickly aroused,
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when my car caught a flat near this old farm house.
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I hope somebody's home, takin' a chance at it,
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Knocked on the door, and this fine chick answered.
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(You're The Rock!) Can I use your phone?
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(I'm shakin, sure, if you try some of this pie I'm makin')
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Daisy duke shorts on, five foot stood,
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Said, "sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good."
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(So she called Rock to the kitchen, towards the vapor)
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There's her grandmother, aunt, and a Chinese neighbor?
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Well, The Rock is gonna tell you again.
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You see, it's tough to be The Rock!
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Yeah, The Rock knows, that might sound crass
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Oh, and by the way...
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All you jabronis in the locker room...
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You can all come kiss The Rock's ass!
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'Cause you know after The Rock lays the smackdown
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on some big, fat, ugly hermaphrodite!
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The Rock needs a little distraction...
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and a slice sounds just right!
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The Rock said "thanks ladies", and more kind words.
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Grandmother said, "Be polite, eat mine first."
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So I sat down, tried her's, she looked quite glad,
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Had a strange tasting mold, but it wasn't so bad.
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That's right, The Rock having pie in the country
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Devoured her's, her aunt's, and still I was hungry
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"That's all?" Rock said.
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Bored and reading the paper,
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'til finally, a plate of the next door neighbors
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Dogged it down fast, 'cause it really did please
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I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talkin' Chinese!
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[Rock shouts incoherent "Chinese" words] That good pie!
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Slick Rick: Oh, that's the pie you was talkin about!
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Oh yeah, The Rock knows the millions can smell it now!
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It's tough to be The Rock!
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No, no, no, no, it really is.
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Because you all know, The Rock is THE MOST...
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Electrifying man in all of showbiz!
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You see when The Rock gets too much... too much of the fame...
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and all the bright lights,
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he loves to kick back and have a slice...
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No, no, no, no, no, The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!
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Pie (featuring The Rock)
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| Slick Rick |
