Excuse me, I'm trying to earn a mere buck or two
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A solemn rapper come in -- and who the fuck are you?
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Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur
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"I'm trying to enter in this rap contest you're havin sir"
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You're kinda late "Flat tire" Well that'd do it cuz
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Well alright, pay me now, and you'll be at the hub
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"I hope I don't mess up, or run out of breath, or even BRICK"
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Don't worry hon you're hittin em harder than a fuckin brick
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"But what do you think Van?" Please, no one can serve us
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"Wish me luck dear, I'm scared and I'm nervous"
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So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
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This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
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Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin it
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Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it
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Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
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So when you think you're prepared, I keep stickin it
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Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light
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Now who the one you're trying to be like with all your might
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And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race
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best give me space before I fly in they fuckin face
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Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
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Don't worry about a thing cause Ricky Rick is bringin home the goods
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Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
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This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
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Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like it's out of spite
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I'm back on a mission and this time I'm gonna anchor right
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That's right, ads help, he's improvin it
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"Thank gosh Rick! We love the way you're movin it"
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Who's hittin rough in eighty-eight I bet your momma knows
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Backslap you all down like I were dominoes
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Stun em all, come on y'all, give me a taste of life
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Act trife, I'll let my dog cold fuck ya wife
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So be my friend and don't pretend you will not be forgiven
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You're cleaning house up to the MASTER, that's how we both are livin
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So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
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This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
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GO Vance Wright! GO Rick! Look at the style we bring
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How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king
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The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam
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Shit on motherfuckers and I tell them who the fuck I am
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My name is Rick, but now you know who's rulin it
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Pump the world and the DJ put the fuel in it
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Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
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Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard
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I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of Puppy Chow
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You understand alright? Hello! I'm tryin to tell you now
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Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
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This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
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Lick The Balls
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| Slick Rick |
