*SPOKEN*
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Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
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(years and years)
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I said for years
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But now we're being messed over
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I said now we're being messed over
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You done fell in love with the cat
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You know what I'm talking about "The Cat"
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It'll get ya
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*RAP*
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Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
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If you let it get wit' ya
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Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
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Just to get a little honey
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But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
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'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip
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'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
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And don't say I didn't warn ya
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Go down to the beach
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See the girls in bikini's
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Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (Yeah)
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Should I preach (Preach, preach)
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Awreit, back to the beach
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A O.G. from the hood
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Went down to the beach but his game was weak
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Met a sweet thing named Yolanda
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She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda
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So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
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Better come on an' get wit' dis
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A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
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But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
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Later that night, Yolanda got busy in the back
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Of his big black Cadillac
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The next day, the O.G. wasn't playin' no ball
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'Cause he took her to the mall
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Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
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Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
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But in the end another fool got jack
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'Cause he was sprung on the cat
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Sprung on the cat, check it out
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There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette
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Had a job at the U.P.S.
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I ain't dissin' 'cause U.P.S. pays money
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But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
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He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
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But Dave wants to get around
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Put the top down on the 'vette
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Hit the south side of Seattle
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Lookin' for sex
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Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat
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And boom, there it is...three freaks
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Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
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And Dave starts getting that itch, huh
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You know a 'vettes only got two seats
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But Dave wasn't listening to me
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All three of them jumped in the car
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Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar
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But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
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Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
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And Dave was treatin'
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And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
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Two hundred dollars worth of fish
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And Dave wants to make a little wish
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A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
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Play BBD and said do me
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At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat
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He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
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Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
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You must be sprung on the cat
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Sprung on the cat
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Sprung on the cat
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Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
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You mean she DID put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
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Attitude, be straight with me man
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I'm cruisin incognito
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850i with the smoked out windows
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An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw
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When it comes to girls I done seen it all
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Then along came a girl named Joyce
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She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce
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At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
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Could Mix be sprung?
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Her cat was calling me
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And I started rolling slowly
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Pulled up to the bumper
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'Cause I wants to thump her
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So she pulls up into Texaco
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And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls
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Now I'm checkin' out the body
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This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty
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Followed her to the motel
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Yes, motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel
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Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
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I dipped in the juice
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So what's up with the Rolls
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Checked the registration
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And the Rolls was stole
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Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
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But I ain't sprung on the cat
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Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
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If you're sprung on the cat
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You might as well eat the cat
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Sprung on the cat
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Sprung on the cat
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Maharaji over there all quiet
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I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat
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How 'bout Attitude Adjuster
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Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
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I think it's Critical Mass
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Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat
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Yo, P.L.B. I know you eatin' somethin'
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ME? What you snackin' on??
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Sprung On The Cat
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| Sir Mix-A-Lot |
