*SPOKEN*
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"Hey, homeys!"
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"Who me?"
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"Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler."
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"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?"
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"Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the
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dope..."
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"Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm
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straight."
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"Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are?
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M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!"
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"What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake
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Louie, baby
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if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise."
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"Excuse me, I'd like to buy some."
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"You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth
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number 2 for
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the crack pipe."
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"Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby."
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*RAP*
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Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
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But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
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So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
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Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass
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In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
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Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet
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You're saggin', droop like a bawla
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Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her
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Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me?
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Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme.
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A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep
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Through cazelley's she peeks
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Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on
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Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs
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Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
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Little Mary Pong is RAW
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She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"
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Start buying all your Louie in the hood
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And your sprung, on the two for one
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Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
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Now you know brown Louie is played
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But you're drunk and you just got paid
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So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya"
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Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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That's right, tell em homeys
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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Right here baby
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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What you need?
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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You don't know jack about this Louie
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Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue
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Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
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Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on
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The couple got sprung and the wife want some
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Louie Vee hat with the diamonds
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Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal
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The hat mighta had a L V on the back
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But at the swap meet that ain't jack
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But she bought it, cost about three hun
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Mary Pong said you're the one
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But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'
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Baby girls Louie started fadin'
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Now she's tryin' to take it back
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But the swap meet don't play that
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Cause when a customer tries to intimidate
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Mary Pong pulls a .38
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She ain't about to get bum rushed
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She's strapped an' she's ready to bust
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But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
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They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch
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Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's
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Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold
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Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets
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Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet
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Buyin' much gear for the feet
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When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
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Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes
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The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
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Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
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I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it
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What's up with the bootleg music?
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Mary Pong is about to get jacked
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She had a stack of big bootleg racks
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Me and Attitude creeped like snakes
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Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break
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The whole swap meet went crazy
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I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
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Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
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Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
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Like that, I'm outta there
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Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
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So we jet, to the boulevard fast
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Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash
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Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
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| That's right, te |
