A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor
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Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone,
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but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
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Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh...
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Sorry about this kids... But stay tuned,
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We've got some real good toy commercials comming up,
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I swear!
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(B) The Amendment Song
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Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress!
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Amendment: I'm not Garbage!!
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(Starts Singing)
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I'm an amendment to be,
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Yes an amendment to be,
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And I'm hoping that they,ll ratify me!
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There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom,
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I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em,
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'Cause there's limits to our liberties
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'Least I hope and pray that there are,
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'Cause those liberal freaks go to far.
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(stop's singing)
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kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning
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Amendment: Because that would be unconstitutional.
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Bt if we change the constitution...
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Kid:...We could make all sorts of crazy laws!!
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Amendment: Now your catching on!
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(song fades away)
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Bart: What the hell is this?
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Lisa: It's one of those crappy 70's throwbacks
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that appeals to generation Xer's
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Bart: We need another Vietnam,
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thin out their ranks a little.
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(song returns But still talking)
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Kid: But what if they say
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your not good enough to be in the constitution?
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(sing again)
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Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
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And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay,
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If he fights back,
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I'll say that he's gay!!
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Congressman: Good News,amendment! They ratified ya!
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You're in the constitution!!
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Oh Yeah! Doors open, boys!
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(wild, hollering bills storm the capitol)
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Lisa: So, it's true some crtoons do encourage violence!
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(she punches Bart)
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Bart: OW
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The Day The Violence Died (Medley)
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