It's just a little bitty pissant country place
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Ain't nothin' much to see
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No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
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It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
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Ain't nothing to hide at all
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Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
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But there's nothing dirty going on
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Nothing dirty going on
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We get simple farmers, local business men
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Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
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Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
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But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry
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It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
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No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
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It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
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Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on
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I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
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They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
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You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
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Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away
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Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
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And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
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Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
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Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules
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Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
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Ruby, Ray start em!
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Beds are not to be wallowed in
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That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do
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And it don't make money!
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Betrix!
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I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business
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Eloise honey!
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And please don't show us no tattoos
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No hearts and flowers on your thigh
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It's downright tacky
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Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's
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Do you catch my drift?
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I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
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You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
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Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
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And we can get along
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Dawn!
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Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now
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Tatty Joe!
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I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow
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Lindy Lue!
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Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick
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And every time you hear that bell...
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You better get here double quick
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And as for pimps
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Pimps are something you don't need
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To get your daily business done
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Are you listening good?
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Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
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And I know how to use a gun
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And nobody messes with my girls
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And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
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Don't grip and whine behind my back
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Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
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Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way
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She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
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We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
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Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
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And we can get along
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[Chorus]
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It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
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No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
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It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
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Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
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Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
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Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
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But there's nothing dirty going on
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Nothing dirty going on
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A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place
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Dolly Parton |