[concept and lyrics by Mikee W Goodman]
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This is a story bout
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A little man named Rod Who did not have a mind of his own
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Just went along with his pathetic lonely
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Even when he went to school
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The teachers said jump and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
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Then he fell on the floor
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Never let his feelings out
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Didn't have any friends
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Once he left school he hoped
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This would
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All change now
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But
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It was not to be
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The world for him to see
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Mercy
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Oh, mercy
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Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!
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He had to get a job
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Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to relax for a while
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He went to work on a boat as a cabin boy
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"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I want to see you sweating
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Make sure you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening"
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He didn't like this one bit
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He got to get another job
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So he jumped off the boat and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar
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He met a chick working there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
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She was sad and lonely just like him
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They went to the cinema together and then Went back to his room and
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Made sweet loving to each others only friend Only friend
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The night after he walked out of the room and heard a voice shout
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"Boy! Go pick the dead rats outta the drain!!"
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First day
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But it's OK
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From then he talks to Rodney like shit all day
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But Rod, doesn't do anything, just keeps it in
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He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with this shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else"
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"How are you doing, my good man?
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(As Rodney gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
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I see you got good taste, Miranda is very nice girl, very nice girl"
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"What's that supposed to mean? You trying something, say it!
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Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's that supposed to mean?"
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Where does he go from here, What's going on?
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"Miranda your girl?"
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"Yeah, what of it?"
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"She very good expressing her affection for her friends,
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She my girl, your girl, everyone's girl"
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"So you're saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?
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But no one's come in for days, apart from a couple of piss-heads"
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"She had lovely tight cheeks!"
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"Not after I saw to her"
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Rod was furious
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Rod said to Miranda
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"How could you do this to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole life changed!"
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"So you got the confidence to disgrace yourself?"
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"No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? What did you say?"
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Asked Miranda would she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
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Then he put some Laxatives into her tea
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(noises)
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And he was on his own again
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How May I Help You?
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Sikth |