When I was 15 years old
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I weighed only 96 lbs
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Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids
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My body started to swell
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My penis didn't look too well
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After deep thought meditation
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I joined the Wrestling Federation
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When I step into the ring
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Little Hulksters scream & shout
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Although I'm feeling really
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I can't keep my hair from falling out
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Macho grabs me by the hair
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Throws me up into the air
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There goes another 60 strands
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Out into the screaming fans
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I'm Hulk Hogan
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I am losing all my hair
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Hulk Hogan
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| Skankin' Pickle |
