Just 'Cos We Stay In Five Star Hotels,
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Do You Think That We Broke In As Well
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It Goes To Show That You Can't
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Tell Who Deserves The Dough
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You Look Like A Shrivelled Old Tart,
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You Look Like A Beer Bellied Fart
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If You Want A Quiet Flight Don't Start,
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There's Eight Hours To Go, Whenever We Fly
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We Get Some Nutters Like You,
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So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We Do
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Chorus
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First Class - Our Clothes Are All Wrong,
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First Class - You Don't Like Our Song,
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First Class - We're Always To Blame,
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First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane..
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Just Because You're Wearing A Suit,
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You Think That You Can Give Us The Boot
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You Hate Us 'Cos We're Rolling In Loot,
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We Might Have More Than You
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You're A Bloated Old Action Man,
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You're A Gone To Seed Desperate Dan
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Better Chase The Skirt While You Can,
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If Your Wife Won't Do
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Your Blood Pressure's Up,
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And Your Face Has Gone Red
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Why Don't You Find An Army,
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To Fight Instead!
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Chorus x1
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Whenever We Fly,
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We Get Some Nutters Like You,
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So If We Make You Narky,
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We're Glad That We Do
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First Class - We Order A Drink
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First Class - Then You Kick Up A Stink
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First Class - We're Always To Blame
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First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane
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First Class
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Shampoo |