I love you, you hate me..
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Let's make it up over a cup of tea..
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Take your mind off your mortality,
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Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree...
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Chorus
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Take a break,
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From the daily routine..
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Disconnect yourself from the washing machine
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The operation didn't go as planned..
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer man...
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Cleo the doberman saved my life..
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My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife..
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Chorus x1
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Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,
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While I was in labour, I was in labour..
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Chorus x1
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Take a break...
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From the daily routine..
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Send your life story
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to the cheap magazine..
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Take A Break
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Shampoo |