Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!
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It was on the good ship Venus
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By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
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The figurehead was a whore in bed
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And the mast was a mammoth penis
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The captain of this lugger
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He was a dirty bugger
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He wasn't fit to shovel shit
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From one place to another
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Chorus:
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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The captains name was Morgan
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By Christ, he was a gorgon
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Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
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On his fuckin' organ
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The first mate's name was Cooper
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By Christ he was a trooper.
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He jerked and jerked until he worked
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Himself into a stupor
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Chorus
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Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!
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The second mate was Andy
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By Christ, he had a dandy
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Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
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For cumming in the brandy
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The cabin boy was Flipper
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He was a fuckin' nipper
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So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
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And circumcised the skipper
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Chorus
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Ahoy! Jimmy!
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Chorus
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The Captain's wife was Mabel
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To fuck she was not able
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So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
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Across the barroom table
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The Captain had a daughter
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Who fell in deep sea water
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Delighted squeals revealed that eels
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Had found 'er sexual quarters
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Repeat Chorus to Fade
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Friggin In The Riggin
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