It's a magical phase I'm going through
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But it means so little without you
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Hold my hand and we'll feel better
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Let's go outside as the sky goes redder
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Other girls don't do it this way
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And you knew it otherwise why would you have stayed
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All the things that the world keeps bringing
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They're very nice but they just mean nothing
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Oh - I loved you so
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But now I'm back on my feet
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My life is really sweet
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So don't come begging for more
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Cos all I'll do is slam the door
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No - you've sunk too low
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She's got a wardrobe to please
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Thinks you're the bee's knees
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And she may have a pretty purr
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But I'm a size more woman than her
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It's a magical phase I'm going through
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Never been so happy without you
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Her eyes are blue but her lipstick's faded
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Her teeth are nice but her skin is jaded
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She's got a front but I'll tell you this much
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Underneath is a token cleavage
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Got to steer round her lips while kissing
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And that's no joke cos her lips are missing
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Oh - I wish you'd go
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After all you got a girl
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But now you know full well
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That she can't even count to three
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So who's sorry now, well not me
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Oh - I wish she'd go
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She's got a taster for you
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Loves all that you do
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But you can't rest your head in her curves
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Cos I'm a size more woman than her .....
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A size more woman than her
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Salad |