The king of love sits in a field with his head in his hands
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Says it's alright, in fact it's the way it was planned
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We don't love his face, we don't love his hands
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It's his mace, and the things we don't understand
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The king of love - Oh no
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Drinks white rum, says it's the liquor of kings
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Phones his mum, "Where d'you hide my wig ?"
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When the fridge opens wide, out jump Mungo and Madge ... Midge
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No no, no no, no no, I don't need this bridge
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The king of love - Oh no
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Steeplechase, it's very popular here
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They set it up to knock down the beer
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You see them at lunch, all in a bunch year after year
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But you never see them when the fat lady sings
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The king of love - Oh no
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The king of love - Yeah
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The king of love - Oh no
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The king of love
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Salad |