You'll get your riboflavin
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any way that you can,
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6 Ho-ho's in your mouth
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and 8 Ding-dongs in your hand.
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When you slip into a peaceful
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nighttime snooze,
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be sure to lock the door so the
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Twinkies won't get you.
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They're coming after you
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they're getting back at you
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twinkie warfare.
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You left a Twinkie on the counter
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on a rainy Friday night,
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it mutated and it touched you and
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ripped out both of your eyes.
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Your junk food ain't taking
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anymore bites from you,
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maybe learn a lesson and eat
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some real food.
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They're coming after you
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they're getting back at you
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twinkie warfare.
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12 more Ho-ho's an
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ice cream bar a full size
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Nestle Crunch.
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Chips Ahoy and Oreos and jam
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with Hawaiian Punch.
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Why do you think we look the
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way we do?
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Punk rock junk food junkies
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were the Weasel crew.
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They're coming after you
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they're getting back at you
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twinkie warfare.
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Twinkie Warfare
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Screeching Weasel |