The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis
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The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies
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Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios
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As they primp their pampered bodies
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And put schnozzguard on their nose
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This ain't hawaii (x4)
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Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies
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There's more money on this beach than all the tea in china
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Thie girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon
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And their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
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This ain't hawaii (x4)
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In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
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The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari
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The Lake is full of creepy snobs, I stare to get annoyed
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This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois
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They're surfing in Wilmette
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This Ain't Hawaii
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Screeching Weasel |