The headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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He's a crazy mother fucker who just woke from a coma
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He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed
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He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head
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But his head's in Pasadena in a pipe shop in the mall
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And his skin has been removed and he has no brain's at all
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His head's a candleholder on sale for twenty bucks
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And there's a goofy kid named Freddy and he couldn't give a fuck
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That the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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A crazy mother fucker whose heart has turned to stonea
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He's crazy and obsessed and his pencil's full of lead
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He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head
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But his head's in Freddy's living room on his fucked up TV set
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He's smoking dope out of a coke can and he's lighting up a cigarette
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He's checking out his purchase with its bony toothy grin
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]and he swears that candleholders staring back at him
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And he's getting a little freak out but he says its just the pot
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So he blows it off and goes to bed after smoking quite a lot
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And sometime in the morning maybe three thirty of four
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He hears a loud noise on his patio and then someone's at the door
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It's the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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And now that crazy mother fuckers come to get just what he wantsa
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He's screaming and he's woken freaked out Freddy from his bed
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Cause he's a man on a mission he's just got to get ahead
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So Freddy's pretty paranoid but invites the stranger in
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Even though it's getting late and he doesn't have a head
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But the samurai sees his barren skull and he screams that fuckers mine
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And Freddy says easy homie you can have just unwind
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I see you've lost your head I¡¯ve done the same it's no big deal
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Just smoke this crazy north slope trip weed and then see how you feel
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He did and felt much better and they chilled and drank some wine
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And they talked about the future and they listened to some tunes
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And that's how the headless samurai from Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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Got his head back even though its just a big old hairless bone ah
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He's laughing and he's chilling and he's higher than a kite
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And he doesn't have to get a head and everything allright
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The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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