I was free form finger fucking Frieda
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Late one fiery Friday night
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My hands were getting lazy
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But I was driving Frieda crazy
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So I free form fucked her till the morning light
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I was basically bombing Betty's butthole
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In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz
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I was huffin and a moanin
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She was snortin and a groanin
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And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz
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I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas
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Easily the best I¡¯ve ever had
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They were creamy and delicious
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And I would've licked her dishes
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But we were rudely interrupted by her dad
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I like pudding I like cheese
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I like your momma on her knees
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I like cake and candycorn
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Your daddy watches kiddieporn
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I like pudding I like cheese
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I say welcome thanks and please
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I like springtime I like fall
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I like coming when you call
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I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons
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While we were lollygagging lying by the lake
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I told her they were zesty
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And she got a little testy
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So she whipped me up a see ya later shake
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I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler
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When she went ahead and broke her magic spell
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I was out in outer space
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When she farted in my face
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And my god I thought and died and gone to hell
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I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties
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While she was doing something crazy with my nuts
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I said baby where're you going
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She said boy you'll soon be knowing
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Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt
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I like ice cold lemonade
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I like coke and gatorade
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I like frying in the sun
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I like having too much fun
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I like having sex with mom
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Because that woman's quite the bomb
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I like playing with my balls
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But I like coming when you call
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Puddin & Cheese
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