I don’t want no h.i.v.
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I don’t want no bullets inside of me
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I don’t want no d.w.i.
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I don’t want satan sticking that fork in my big eye
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I don’t need no driveby in front of my crib
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I don’t need your father to find out what I did
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Last night with you baby in the back of that cab
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In fact I don’t even want to meet your dad
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I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
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Something that’ll let me park my car
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When I’m fucked up in the middle of the night
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I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
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Something that’ll let me park my car
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When I’m fucked up in the middle of the night
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Call you up the next day and act real nice
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I don’t want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
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I don’t want you to call me Bobo
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I don’t need to watch t.v. twenty four hours a day
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I don’t need some motherfucking ad exec trying to tell me what to say
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I need a little more gravy on my potato
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I need a little more pepper on my big ole pink tomato
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I need a little more treble in my stereo
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I need a little more blonde in my haireeeooo
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I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
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Something that’ll let me park my car
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When I’m fucked up in the middle of the night
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I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
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Something that’ll let me park my car
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When I’m fucked up in the middle of the night
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Call you up the next day and act real nice
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I need a risk free money back guarantee
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Don’t need no problems hounding me
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I need to make sure my girlfriend’s not got mafia ties
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Don’t need nobody coming after me
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I need to make sure that I keep my door locked try to keep my gun stocked try to keep it cocked try to keep it from firing
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Late at night at my head when I’m in bed trying not to think about the things that I said to you yesterday
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Bullet Proof Body Rubber
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