I am batman but you can call me Bob
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And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob
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I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit
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But now I wear all serious because I don¡¯t give a shit
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I used to bust my butt all day fighting crime
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But now I rock the house when I say my rhyme
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I turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob
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Because I¡¯m batman but you can call me Bob
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I'll tell you a little story that happened to me
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You see me and robin were cruising down the street
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In the batmobile with the lights turned low
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A six pack on ice so we were ready to go
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The batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on passin me a serious bong
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I took a couple of hits the next thing I know
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This cop pulls me over to the side of the road
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He said, yo what's yer name boy. God damn you look like a slob!
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I said, I'm batman but you can call me Bob.
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I turned to robin and I said its getting late
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I got to find myself a woman before I hallucinate
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We found this little place so we went inside
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They carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied
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I went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack
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That¡¯s when I felt this tappin on the back of my back
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I turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink
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She was the most beautiful girl I¡¯ve ever see I think
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I turned to robin and I said yo this is rob
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My name is batman but you can call me Bob
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I promised to behave so we went back to my cave
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She took one look at my place and she started to rave
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She gave me a kiss and said I'll be right back
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I¡¯m gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax
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She left the room for a minute so I threw on some tunes
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I opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon
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But when she came back in she had a whip in her hand
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It turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman
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She started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead
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I grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head
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She went out like a light I said oh man what a night
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I took her to the station and they locked her up tight
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The sergeant said son you did a real fine jog
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I said I¡¯m batman but you can call me Bob
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Do you like the Beatomatic?
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Beatomatic
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